Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Top comments
skiz_fml 0
This isnt an FYL or a YDI. Thats just ******* funny.
redbluegreen 41
Firecrotch.
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Comments (132)
Honda288 2
Ohh well OUCH!!! Nice move Dr. Dumbshit. Haha
Live_And_Let_Liv 0
Nice Dumbass. Were u drinking or are u really that stupid?
superfart 0
kersplat! no more kiddies for you, bwahahahaha!
Jameshaich 0
LUL wut?
johnsonchicklet 0
this kind of shit always happens to me...why did god put the balls on the OUTside of the body......????
antonioohama 0
OMG LOL
AtomicRebirth 11
Why does this have so many YDI votes? He was instinctively reacting to almost being lit on fire. Tell me guys, if an ember landed on your pants wouldn't you try to swat it away? I know I would. And don't say "I'd be smarter than that" cause when you think you're about to catch fire, I know you're not thinking about how to avoid hitting your nuts.
X_Death_Note_X 8
lol!!!! xD
saurik 0
I've done that
GarnetHuntress 0
Not much of a FML, but still funny, more of a "Note to self: Remember just what is attached to crouch before striking it in panic."