Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, for our first time having sex, wanted to do stepbrother roleplay. Not only is that odd for our first time, it’s a weird fetish to have, especially when she actually does have a stepbrother. We ended up not finishing having sex, it was too weird for me FML
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Brightside86 31
That's definitely a made up reason, and if it isn't you're lucky to get out now. Anyone who constructs test likes that is not a good partner and is treating you like a pet or child.
Blimix 9
Nobody who wanted to stay with you would have done that. She was looking for an out.
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Comments (6)
Brightside86 31
That's definitely a made up reason, and if it isn't you're lucky to get out now. Anyone who constructs test likes that is not a good partner and is treating you like a pet or child.
Blimix 9
Nobody who wanted to stay with you would have done that. She was looking for an out.
mskeptik 12
You dodged a bullet here. Stay away from nutjobs.
IHaveThePower 18
If that's how she treats you, take the out and go find a new partner. Healthy relationships don't involve 'gotcha'.
DoctorPALO 14
You dodged a bullet. Ever heard the phrase "Don't put your **** in crazy"? People like her are why!
Even Neeve 3
That’s all on her. If you were that willing to accommodate her for something you weren’t into, I’m sure you’ll find someone else who is honest and open with communication. She sounds like she was just looking for a reason, so please don’t take this personally.