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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?
perdix 31
What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.
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Comments (160)
Jessj958 19
Some guys get so mad over the littlest things!! Leaving the house was a bit extreme.
SonicRainboom 3
What do you mean by 'little'?!?!? *Storms out*
Mr_Satan 11
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Did you refuse it completely, or just not want to at that particular moment? If its the former, YDI. If its the latter, your boyfriends an inconsiderate prick, and FYL.
kawaiisakura 12
I don't see how it's a YDI if she rejected it completely. Maybe she isn't into that type of thing. I know that if I had a bf and he asked me to do that, I'd tell him no and that I'm not into that. Just because one is into something doesn't mean it HAD to be done
Mr_Satan 11
I'll admit that storming out of the house is a bit overboard on his part, but IMO it falls on each partner to try and fulfill the other sexual needs/wants. Granted there's plenty of fetishes any rational person would want no part of. This particular one, however, is simple and common enough that I see no reason for an unwillingness to at least consider it.
yanksby7 6
I'm sorry! I tried to upvote you and it didn't work!! I agree!
Mr_Satan 11
lol, thanks, and no worries, thumbs down won't hurt my feelings anyways
wjh100 13
honestly I don't see how this falls in the fetish category giving a Bj isn't enjoyable maybe he was being thoughtful and making it enjoyable for both of them
kawaiisakura 12
#81 just because its simple/common, doesn't mean much. If somebody doesn't want to do it and isn't into it, the other party shouldn't throw a hissy fit because of it. I agree both should try to satisfy each other, but if they just don't want to do it, they shouldn't have to.
samimcCune 15
I have a feeling he probably didn't get upset because she said no, but more likely because of how she said it. his over exaggeration is more likely from her over exaggeration in the first place. and maybe he was doing this to try and make her a more willing participant instead of a close minded partner. just my opinion. 'ew gross' is not an adult way to deny your partner some oral pleasure. it's a two way street and part of being somebody's partner is sacrifice, it may not be your favorite thing, but once in a while, is it so so terrible? if you have a legit reason to not participate like moral, religion, etc, then fine, but just because 'I don't want to' or 'I don't like it', sometimes isn't good enough. mind you this is all my opinion.
thosedogtags 8
Even though they won't admit it, guys are more dramatic than women!! One time, I was at a party with my fiancé and he got super pissed and punched a wall because my ex ate the last slice of pizza! Haha(:
Dadvocate 5
So guys are more dramatic because one time one guy punched a wall over pizza? Well shit, can't argue with that logic.
thosedogtags 8
No, it was just an example actually. Most guys are overly-dramatic and like to make a big deal out of nothing. Just like in OP's case. I would tell you not to get all butthurt about it, but it's entirely too late for that.
Likian5 26
You've obviously never gone to high school.
thosedogtags 8
60- Are you talking to me??
nerdchic 5
I've seen guys be more dramatic. Then I've also seen women turn to psycho bitches.. Nevertheless op shouldn't have denied such an awesome treat
Dadvocate 5
56- seems kinda sexist to generalize all guy based on 1, 10 or even 100 dramatic guys you've encountered. Fact is, some people like drama and some don't, regardless of their sex. Nonetheless, based on the information OP is telling us, this dude overreacted.
samimcCune 15
unfortunately that sounds like mine. I can see where she's coming from only because it seems like guys drama moments are always more memorable. since usually it's the females we expect it from, plus more physical damage seems to be done when a guy is having a drama fit. but i don't think either gender is more prone to the drama that's a people thing in general. we just remember the male issues more because we're so used to the female explosions from our crazy asses.
mokielove 10
licky licky love some chocolate
LemonLolly 10
Dafuq? I love chocolate, would never do that! Ew
daminantion 14
You're seventeen. You should be locking the pages of exam study notes.
onorexveritas 24
where's your spark op?
MakinMills 12
Haha, maybe has anger issues?
chanellgymnast 17
I don't see how this was a "serious argument," but okay.
graphicstyle7 17
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I'm guessing it's because you don't like going down there anyway. Frankly, I love it when I know something I do is turning my guy on. Open your mind a bit. I'm on your boyfriend's side, I would be upset too.
Outhouse_Pete 4
dont worry. im sure he will find someone who will.