Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?
perdix 31
What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off. Not me, I'm on a diet.
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Comments (160)
BaronVonSteuben 5
Sounds like he was trying to meet you half way.
shrode65 6
Ur being a prude, really.
DoughtyPine 1
Well go get some chocolate syrup and bring him back
Comrade_Nova 6
Today my girl friend wouldn't lick chocolate syrup of my dick. FML.
Tressa1982 18
syrup is such a sticky mess
send3426 24
why not
dilliedill 13
men
jaydoo 6
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
J15237 25
Stupid question why not try something new? I mean it may not really be your thing, but why not try? If you have an allergy and your boyfriend forgot that would have been fine and you should be mad. However, if he just was suggesting something new I think you should have just tried.