Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
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thatnucca 36
Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...
skilova4lifezzz 19
At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!
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Comments (114)
DocBastard 40
And now she will become just as addicted to **** as you are. Don't be surprised when she disappears into her bedroom for hours at a time. And try to ignore those buzzing sounds you hear. Nicely done.
Sports_guy3 28
Only the infamous DocBastard wud put it that way. Nice job, Doc.
spoo 24
Only Sports_guy3 could get down thumbed so quickly... Unless I beat you :o
mythicaltimes 15
well played
Eidolon_fml 5
Ouch. FYL.
LissaMccracken 23
...ouch??
silverhuntress 4
oh yikes!!! quick, say it was a prank!!!...?
edanielleh 21
yeah! tell her he deliberately sent a porno instead of it being an accident. That's a brilliant idea :)
kurodansei 16
not a prank by son, a prank by son's friend, Hr was frames!
Thunderlaxus 10
i hope you're not into the really weird stuff then...
truesarrif 33
As long as it wasn't some kind of sick hermaphroditic/*********** **** You're probably not that bad off except for a few awkward moments. However if you sent her a link to some brony fetish **** website then God help you .
RedPillSucks 33
What about hermaphroditic gay brony ****? That should be OK, right?
ksks1234 33
Can hermaphodites be gay? This is a serious question.
SuperMew 22
Yes. Because even hermaphrodites (innersex) people identify as one gender or another. So if the innersex individual thinks of themselves as female and likes women, then they would feel like a lesbian.
edanielleh 21
Just tell her out straight what happened. But you totally deserve it. always make sure you paste the right link. Can you imagine if it was a teacher or coworker instead?
Myo_fml 20
Or a boss.
mike3775 39
She probably already assumed you liked **** to begin with, so as long as it wasn't bad ****, not a big deal
TwistedCherub1 15
Define bad ****. Aside from underaged children or animals (because they have no choice in the matter), what kind of **** is "bad"? People are into different things. That doesn't make one kind of **** worse than any other.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Bad as in child ****, rape ****, ********** ****, incest ****, etc. Your know, the types that portray a lot of violent or illegal stuff. That's bad ****.
mike3775 39
#62 nailed it. Those examples are bad ****
Supcio 12
Who copies the link of **** they are watching?
kurodansei 16
someone who wants to watch it again later.
BradTheBrony 19
Then you bookmark it, you don't copy the link.
robohobosapien 5
My best guess would be to share it with friends or significant other
kurodansei 16
83 - (palindrome buddy) I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want someone to see **** in my bookmarks.
padlockd 9
I had a similar experience recently. I was trying to get to Youtube, but the autofill didn't fill in the rest of the URL... apparently there's a pr0n website with a name containing the first couple letters of "Youtube."
Edumcg 24
there's no apparently, we all know that you know e.e