Today, we have three kids. Two were "natural" and our third was through expensive IVF. Of all three kids, only our IVF son turned out to be a real asshole. Now he’s going to jail for armed robbery and pushing a pregnant woman to the floor. Wish we’d saved that IVF money and paid off the mortgage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were so desperate to be parents, we've had IVF twice until our son was born. I was not ready for just how much I would hate him. I physically detest my son. I didn’t want to hold him when he was born, he makes my skin crawl when I breastfeed and I barely look at him. Messed up, right? FML
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
Today, my wife and I have been trying for kids for years and nothing, yet my deadbeat brother just ran out on his third pregnant girlfriend in a row, with no intention of meeting the baby ever. FML
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, my ex has successfully turned our son into a copy of himself, a crooked lawyer with alcoholism, a wife who hates him, a mistress he can’t afford, and a pending jail sentence for tax evasion. They’re practically twins. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, I desperately want a kid with my wife, but unfortunately I'm stuck on the hook for child support. The kid was a mistake, a pregnancy from a relationship that lasted less than two months, and unless I can get my payments reduced there's no way my wife and I can afford a kid of our own. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Let him use a public defender for his legal issues. Do not attempt to bail him out, do not pay for a lawyer. Let him experience the full consequences of his crime. That tough love might save his life some day.
Anderling 33
With stories like this I have to wonder if the money and effort involved led to the IVF kid getting spoiled. Like it sucks either way but
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Chazzster 32
Let him use a public defender for his legal issues. Do not attempt to bail him out, do not pay for a lawyer. Let him experience the full consequences of his crime. That tough love might save his life some day.
tiptoppc 21
Jail usually makes criminals better. Hope he lives in CA where they at least attempt programs at rehab. Only thing convicts learn in jail is how not to get caught next time. Just saying…
Anderling 33
With stories like this I have to wonder if the money and effort involved led to the IVF kid getting spoiled. Like it sucks either way but
vinvin2210 15
if after 2 kids, you had to resort to IVF for a 3rd, then I guess it's just karma.. I just don't know why people can't adopt a kid
tiptoppc 21
Why do religious institutions get to vet who become parents based on ****** up ideologies. Adoption is not feasible as the wrong people are in charge of running. Amazingly, most are run by the same organization that protects pedophiles and child molesters