Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
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Comments (80)
scince220 0
WTH... This just happened on a Friends episode I saw yesterday...
AshleyRose784 0
just say no to blind dates
LA_Barbie 11
HAHAHA! can u say Sex and the City flashback?! lol this hapened to Miranda in the show her boss thought she was gay but she was just single...good times and FYL that's akward :|
Yumcatsoup 0
That was an episode of freinds
crazyfuzzy 0
Maybe they thought you were shy about your sexuality and helping you subtly. And hey, maybe you ARE gay! Don't be afraid of it!
TanksToYou 0
You later should of told your coworker(if he or she is the same sex as you) that your date was expecting him/her, not you;) Pretty ****** up tho
uthinkurhot 0
that would be a shame if they really thought u were gay.. cause gays suck and that would be the worst diss ever!
hecuva 0
LMAO! can everyone else tell that you only said that to try and get a rise out of someone? And you probably think that's what you got but just wanted to put this here to laugh :D Some people are too funny
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol..... Pure ignorance.
Jaidyn 0
All the ones saying gays suck are the true idiots here. There is nothing wrong with being gay...and if that happens to you, just politely say it was an accident and you're not gay. Don't be an asshole like these people. Also, fag = cigarette and ****** = carton of cigarettes, or a bundle of sticks. Nice job on the uneducated insults. :D
smlsliketeensprt 0
i agree. there is nothing wrong with gays. how would you feel if i told you u were a piece of shit for being who you are?
Hjelloo 0
Grow your hair out and stop wearing flannel, maybe then you'll stop giving the false impression that you're a dyke.
Nukey 2
The person writing this was a DUDE, dude.