Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
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Comments (80)
iKaite 0
For some reason, I'm not sure I believe this.
Alexis_Anne 0
All you people dont read correctly, they set him up on a blind date, BUT his coworkers thinks hes gay so they set him up with a guy! FYL indeed.
soccerkrzy 0
NO shit you dumbass! Whenever you go for a blind date, you at least ask some basic info of the person and a simple question of "What's her name?" or "Is she hot?" or any other question that would have "her" in it would've tipped it off.
UFCFIGHTER 0
Wow #8 you're like 7 numbers off
Tsukasa_fml 0
Thank you Captain Obvious.
lovelykendra5 0
Stop being Gayish ?
cygnus12345 0
"today, I set up my gay coworker who is always very feminine on a blind date with another gay man. I got a call five minutes into their date. my coworker isn't gay. FML"
hotstuff81 0
1. Maybe you really are gay and you co-worker was just trying to lead you in the right direction. 2. She should be embarassed if you really aren't gay for making such a big mistake.
darkmis1 18
8 fails OP- look on the bright side: at least she knows you're straight now.
anamaia 5
OMG I'm tired of these!! So what if someone thinks you're gay? It's not that bad! Stop complaining, really.
tony729 0
wouldnt you ask for the persons name before the date?
Alexgoesfml 3
YDI for going on a blind date.