Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
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Top comments
Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
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Comments (80)
luva1s 0
you remind me of Chandler Bing from the Friends series :))
jayzyone 4
So where you going for the second date?
Makye15 1
Well r u
iteenlovequotes 19
this isnt Chandler Bing posting this is it...?
fantasyworld 39
I don't see this as a big deal. It seems girls are more comfortable with their sexuality than guys are.
Boren 11
Make her take you out to dinner as an apology
awkwardpenguinsx 15
Chandler Bing is that you?
Twisted_Killjoy 23
Are you chandler bing?