Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
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Comments (80)
emer_helena 0
So did you stay at the date and pretend you were gay or tell him and leave?
cucuto89 0
Cool Story BRo
lastminuteperm 0
Sorry but I started cracking up! How did you not know that it was a guy BEFORE the date. I know guys don't usually ask what she looks like, or anything else like that but you would need to know that info before the date so you would reconize him...wait I'm forgeting that he was gay so he was probably wearing girl clothes and all that jazz. Sorry dude.
WPGguy 0
He's gay so he must be wearing girl cloths? Shut the **** up.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Yeah...blind dates usually imply not seeing the person beforehand..
mexicansweetie48 0
lol. fyl. why dont you become friends with him at least... you can never have to many gay friends.
nonotme 0
I thought about it for awhile, and... YDI. Blind dates are retarded.
AAAAHHHH12 2
So your co-worker set you up with another guy? FYL.
Oxnard 0
YDI for going on a blind date and for thinking it's FML just because someone thinks you're gay.
Bryan_Z 0
I agree ^^
ithedarkknight 0
wow dude idk... what are they gay signs... usually if you walk kinda funny and your voice sounds really high pitch or you move your hands funny thats how i would think your gay
kewlz323 0
haha thats pretty funny is your voice high or something else like that that could possibly give off a gay vibe that a co worker could possibly get confused? and at least they thought of getting a blind date together for you it's so nice.
tehee 0
Yet another guy on FML who worries about other people labeling him as gay... "oh noes! That random person over there thinks I'm gay! What ever shall I do!?"
wingedspiritus 0
I don't think the bad part is that the co-worker thought he was gay. lol... I'd say it's an FML for having a gay date when the person is not. FYL. D: