Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
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Top comments
RR05 0
OMG you must be the dumbest person alive. i would pay huge amounts to see his face when he opens it
iGreen_Day 0
Awesome, now you can just be done with it and ask him out.
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Comments (128)
deadboyparis 3
Yeah I'd love to see his reaction.
ForeverHigh 1
That happened to me once. I just pretend that I didn't see it to avoid confrontation. You should be fine either way. If he confronts you, it might be a sign he's interested.
withmywideeyes 0
Hey, why not claim it was a friend borrowing your notebook? always works :]
lolcrzykid 0
#14 FTW def really true just say. o a friend borrowd it. and they have a crush on you. lol.. it should work unless u have unique handwriting that can really distinguish you from others
perdix 31
It would be funny if he failed the test because he answered every question with his own name. He'd get a 2/100 for putting his name correctly in the one spot it belonged.
aoi_azarashi 0
lol, win
RaidenXS 0
omg ur funny
Gwyndion 9
That's...disturbing...
shanisdaman 0
mate, I WISH such misfortune would come my way. now he can ask u out :)
jadetothes 0
way to play hard to get ...
jchansfan 0
Aww... hope it works out! =(
ragamuffin42 12
Way to keep it secret.
pericolo 0
say you wrote it in the back as soon as he asked you to borrow them as a joke and laugh it off... DENY DENY DENY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE