Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
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RR05 0
OMG you must be the dumbest person alive. i would pay huge amounts to see his face when he opens it
iGreen_Day 0
Awesome, now you can just be done with it and ask him out.
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Comments (128)
athruzed 0
This is a lie, there is no school today, its sunday. TROLL!
Subjectzero 0
I would love to read the follow up to this.
ladiesman14 0
yeah secret crushes are annoying as hell. i mean i was commited to 1 girl senior year. but after i broke up with her after prom, 20 girls tell me they have a secret crush on me. well thats 20 sexual partners down the drain since they ALL were going to different colleges out of state. JUST TELL THEM GODDAMMIT.
Poppycorn22 0
"20 sexual partners down the drain" Hahaha, really? Who are you trying to fool?
ultraslick 0
What are you 10yrs old? and do you live in a cheesy disney movie?
Grangoire 0
YDI for being a creeper
PurpleHaze23 0
Are you 12?
happi_pineapple 0
Cool story bro!
black_barbie10 0
LOL that sucks a fat one. and i understand i did that with this one guy before we were going out in my math journal when i was bored,and he tried to look at it,but i remembered what was in it and i was like "NO!" and grabbed it back :) and lol a lot of girls do that,not just young girls :p
g00nie 0
somones a creeper
heliophobia 13
wow, I'm sorry that's a bit creepy