Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
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shotgunner2 0
hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis
seb12992 0
Ouch. Were you being strapped down by a group of hot girls?
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angel323 0
I'm a lifeguard This happened to the guy plenty of times during the classes
crazieeli 0
wow.. how embarrassing...
Teeheez 0
HAHAHA! It does depend on the peers though. If they're guys, that would be weird. If they're girls then that mostly normal. But that does suck that you could hide it. HAHAHA! TEEHEE
disgruntled_stdt 0
Any other lifeguards always feel kinda sketchy when doing spinal immobilizations on girls? With at least two of them there's no way around groping their entire chests, and you're stuck trying very hard to look like you haven't noticed.
yeah_oops 2
not really. we use head-chin support, which involves one arm going on the back up the back of the head, and the other arms goes from elbow-on-the-sternum up to hand-on-the-face. no groping as long as you do a decent job with hand placement. once you get them boarded, the hardest part is making sure the chest strap doesn't go anywheres squishy. but maybe the victims you are saving are proportioned a little differently from our LG class of all high-school students ;P honestly, the rescue that i find sketchy is a submerged passive non-spinal. you have to bring your arm across the chest and then use that hand to grab your rescue tube strap. i rescued my close friend, and she told me that it might help to be careful during practice, because even though she didn't care, others might have accused me of sexual harassment.
discosoup 0
That used to get pretty tricky. You just have to remember that lives are on the line. I was able to put it out of my head when I spinaled anyone and didn't take it personal when I got the "bad touch" while being strapped in.
sadiesykes 0
so you're into bondage?
Knockyoudown 0
ah it can't be helped. some things just set them off.
katiefershady 0
hahaha that sucks
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Ahhh dayum. That's hot.
Ilovelife07 0
yeah you are
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Ahahaha... Thanks.
Orangeman69 0
dude how does that give you a boner... creepy.... are you gay?
arienh4 0
Where does it say it was only guys strapping him down?
jmsweet6 0
funny, same thing happened at my pool during lifeguarding class