Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Slim_d813 0
You should have replied and you give head like your sister.
rookieb04 6
cum on her face and say now you look like your mother
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Comments (34)
jmart110 0
she couldve done his brother. that's not an appropiate time to say that! stupid broad is she blonde
Isamermaid 17
The same kind of thing has come to my mind while having sex. She probably just noticed because maybe you were in the dark and she was seeing you at a sort of different angle. Maybe now she finally noticed that your parents make pretty babies. Not really anything to worry about.
kaylanicky_fml 0
I agree with 1 soooooo
OneEyedZombie 0
I hope for your sake that you said. " I hope so, or my mom owes the family an explanation!"
Creamysweeps 5
no shit! hate to break it to ya but... well... brothers tend to look like each other :O I know I know, big shocker.
AndresDiaz 0
I guess she keeps it in the family?
KittyKat_12 2
That must be a little awkward.
The_9th_Doctor 18
well that's never good
____gerard____ 11
You don't say... -___-