Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Slim_d813 0
You should have replied and you give head like your sister.
rookieb04 6
cum on her face and say now you look like your mother
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Comments (34)
RichYungReverse 0
should of donkey punched her!
sdroze1389 31
I only thumbed up this because donkey punch was funny
nuttinick 0
so?
moonlit_manga 0
probably random. the only thing I could worry about is if she imagining your bro during it....not likely though. not fml.
pleasedonttellme 0
What you probably took that the wrong way!
Slim_d813 0
You should have replied and you give head like your sister.
triplethreat13 0
wow. is it really the end of the world if someone says you look like your sibling? i'm sure you took that the wrong way.
rookieb04 6
cum on her face and say now you look like your mother
lilarielle14 0
oh shit what is that suppose to mean?? bu I don't think she did it with your brother.. if she loves youu
mangochicxx 0
Oh shizz! That would have been a GREAT come back
kiss_of_death 0
thats a friggin diss right ther