Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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Comments (158)
Okina 0
I find it so annoying that every time someone hears the word Kazakhstan, they automatically think of Borat. I know he made a stupid movie that used the name, but isn't it obvious that Kazakhstan isn't really like that? There is nothing true in that movie, and it's not even that funny. I lived there for three years and after a while the Borat comments get extremely annoying, especially since no one seems to want to know what Kazakhstan is really like. OP: That sucks, but look on the bright side, you're still with her!
vanaathiel 13
So she was cheating on you...maybe you should dump her
Games4me 0
Oh dear, you were upset for one minute. Your life is SO horrible.
autum5100 0
maybe it was just a joke? and u were to hesitant to go on the web and write your girlfriend sent you the wrong text before you even texted her back
autum5100 0
doesnt it say that one minute later he got another text saying wrong person, so finding out that ur bf/gf just dumped someone meaning she/he was seeing you and someone else at the same time would hurt.
saailaway 0
i like. how much?
fml328 0
you will nebver get this. you will never get this
sodahhhr 0
I'm done trolling
ieatglue44 0
Don't give her up if you love her...she chose you.
Leptailurus 0
Did it say something like "I don't think we should see each other anymore." Because that COULD be directed to someone else and not mean she's dating them....
Carribu 0
Asking if the OP knows "Borat" because he lives in Kazakhstan is like meeting a person in a wheelchair and asking OH MY GOD, I HAVE A FRIEND IN A WHEELCHAIR, DO YOU KNOW HIM?
BLNovelist 0
That's what I was thinking. Depending on the wording - she could have been breaking off a friendship, telling a relative she never wants to see them again...everyone is just assuming she's a cheating ***** because it was a 'break up' text.