Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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Comments (158)
plethora 3
Given that Borat is fictional, I'd say it's more like asking everyone in a wheelchair if they know Timmy. TIMMAH!!
Kervik 0
If people are classed as couples, and she breaks up in one of her couples does that make her single?
Mefreh 0
Well, I mean, at least she broke up with him instead of you, I'd be fine with it as long as they didn't go too far.
lover_of_life 8
I love how people are like, "She chose you so be happy." or "At least she broke up with him." WTF? SHE STILL CHEATED! People need to understand that! I would have dumped her right then and there.
vita_questa_roba 0
Maybe she was guilty for having two bfs and decided to get rid of one and be true to the other. She had a revelation. I am proud of her.
marlux 0
you know wat u should do just to mess with her. send her a text saying *damn you have me crabs, i hate you* then send another text saying *sorry wrong ******
wellthatwasgross 0
At least it wasn't you! ^-^ Still... FYL
cmac86 24
double bitch. 1. who breaks up with their bf or gf over a text. then to top that off they are with another? dump her immeadiatley.
annamg 0
She should've been honest with you about breaking it off with another man, instead of just doing it behind your back and hoping you never find out.
iFruit 0
She deserves it for being stupid enough to say "wrong person". She could have said nvm or something...