Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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Comments (158)
rustyrox 0
wtf haha
CRASHDiet 0
That is awesome.. lol, seiously, hope you don't mind i saved that pic XD it was priceless
Apples16 0
tell the bitch it's over
DevilDoodle 0
The ****? Who's knows, maybe she was joking around or some shit.
FFPianoDude 2
If she was cheating, just be glad she chose you!
phiniusmaster 0
Just be like: No, I think you had the right person, dumb bitch.
loldude1337 0
now its your chance to break up with her hahah
person1000003 0
lol maybe she did it on purpose
Hockeylover87_71 0
hahaha!! that made me lol so hard!!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Well, on the plus side at least she picked you over the other guy...
Apples16 0