Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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Comments (158)
burb_fml 0
You copied this from VDM.
valuemeal2 1
Wait, what? This doesn't even make any sense. Why is it an FML?
__ColoradoSunris 0
*sigh* because the girlfriend was obviously seeing someone else, or she couldnt have broken up with the wrong person!
kristena103 14
How old are you, honey?
superswagbro 7
It makes perfect sense, you are just a ******* dumbass.
J3553ROCKS 0
#16: Its an FML because she was cheating on him.
wordgirl 0
She's dumb.
Ozmat 0
Maybe after she dumped you she changed her mind, and wanted an excuse to stay with you, a very dumb excuse? Meh, FYL.
mercilessadi 0
is thre any gal here from middle east who wanna have sexxxx
3daysgrace 0
at first im like how is that bad. then i realized: shes cheating.
mercilessadi 0
borat said "suck my dicks!" so who wants to?
WHiTEDAiSiES 0
It's ridiculous how many stories about cheating there are on this website. Is ANYONE faithful to their significant other anymore?
bee13 0
Atleast she didn't break up with you, grow a pair and stop complaining. But anyways FYL.
Ligerie 0
MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
electroboy_fml 0
MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Denz_fml 0
I was wondering the same thing.
imajinethat 0
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
123sploosh 0
i am!
Zombierella 2
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I cant even look at other guys as "cute" anymore when I'm with someone c:
lunytunes88 0
Faithful people don't exist.
fixxxers01_fml 0
not to the ex-wife, but to my new fiancee!?!