Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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Comments (158)
Katylolo 0
I am and so is my wonderful man! Don't worry; there's hope for us all! :D
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, your girlfriend's a cheater, but be happy, cos at least she's still with you! :D
Arancaytar 0
Good news: The number of her boyfriends is now one less than it was before. Bad news: It may still be greater than one. :P
firepowahhx90 0
I moderated this one. I think. anyways fyl.
ANTONKR 0
Maybe its a good thing, first she cheated then she felt bad and stopped cheating on you!
99MDC 0
How long have you been going out for? Maybe if you just started, he felt guilty for having two women and dumped her. Or he's a little cheating prick. You can only assume until you confront him.
judgeymcjudge 0
"If she cheat on me, I will crush her!" Sorry. I *had* to quote it.
plexico 4
Back in my day. . . A person might date a few people simultaneously until they decided to get serious with one. At this point, you agree to date each other exclusively and breaking this rule is "cheating." I remember the "ceremony" where my wife-to-be and I decided to become exclusive. We had a huge, screaming fight at a park, just outside of a house where we were at a singles' party. Ah, those were the days! Coincidentally, about 12 years later, we bought a house about two blocks from that spot. We tell our daughter how that spot is a crucial part of her existence.
Makaloraii 0
she chose you... forgiveness is nice...
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha. Nice. Of course screaming is part of foreplay... Isn't it?
turnedoffTVgrey 0
That sounds like me and my boyfriend. Someday if we have kids I'll tell them they should thank the McCormick vodka that brought their parents together.
plexico 4
No, my daughter was conceived about a year and a half after that particular fight, but I wouldn't be surprised if she weren't conceived as a result of another fight. And, yes, screaming is often part of our foreplay. The funny part is that I wouldn't quite call it make-up sex because there is not apology phase between the conflict and the congress. Arguing with my wife makes her so hot, she just jumps me! She's not the first woman whom I have stoked to passion with a heated argument. If only I could start fights intentionally. . .
Maxine17 8
I hate to tell all you talking about Borat, but you know he isn't real, right? And at least she chose you!
honeydoodles 0
At least she choose you? What exactly did the text say??
timtam24 0
hmm if i knew it was state the obvious day i would have worn a fancy dress