Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not a Bio major
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
what the fuck
Northolt, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Anonymous
Randers, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wild allegation
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
turning red
United States
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
anotherdayfml
Strong incel vibes
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Jordan
Wahroonga, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds more like a fetish…
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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velvel 7
well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
knights95 9
Fail
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eckksDeeitsTravi 0
One can never be too carful OP! You should also be wearing a condom when you and him have sex! i always make my girls wear condoms.
alexibabyxoxo 0
condoms on girl are icky. just wear two. :) lollll
alexibabyxoxo 0
condoms on girl are icky. just wear two. :) lollll
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I really, really hope you weren't serious about your "just wear two" comment.
mlexi21 5
You're not supposed to double up with condoms, where it makes it more likely to slide off.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
double up? I play the stacking game and see how many I can get on before cutting off blood flow! my records 4!
garrettcodd 0
75 if your serious you have problems ever heard of friction? latex on latex is bad alot more likely to break...
rattusrattus 19
You can "double up" - one condom, one female condom. Not two regular johnnies though.
patacus 14
Female condoms are weird.nuff said
alys123 0
no you can't. it's still friction.
baby610 4
alexibabyxoxo you're pretty.....pretty damn stupid!! gosh we shouldn't trust that kinda ppl with condoms haha
SpicyDuck 22
125, it's still latex on latex. I really hope you haven't been doing that...
spazticechidna 2
I love him. keeper.
idongeyo 0
what an idiot
cupcakemo 0
WOW. He might just have womanly parts.
agSWAAAAG 0
but if they've been having sex then that's probably not true....
mmedeiros14 0
at least he's trying
Ballzdeepinya 0
What ever it takes for him to keep from reproducing. Out of 100 million sperm cells, he was the quickest.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
well, you can never be too careful ;)
laughsalot512 0
FAIL
DeniseLovesShuff_fml 0
That's funny. lol.
Badshah29 6
Wierd
cheerbaby05 0
you're hot:)