Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not a Bio major
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
what the fuck
Northolt, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Anonymous
Randers, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
sopheeah
Melbourne, Australia
Awww Sweaty, don't worry
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wild allegation
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
turning red
United States
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
anotherdayfml
Strong incel vibes
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Jordan
Wahroonga, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds more like a fetish…
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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velvel 7
well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
knights95 9
Fail
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sweetheart765 0
stupid
rawrrzz 0
he was jking right?
fijisoccer15 4
at least he realized the danger of him procreating.
Sparx1_1 16
Men should not take womens birth control EVER. It's dangerous and many of the side effects are permanent - especially if he's young enough that he's still growing. The hormones in birth control pills are the same hormones transwomen take as part of their sex change. You need to find out how long he's been taking it and if it's been more than a month you should take him to a doctor.
KataraTheBender 0
Is he really that stupid? Cuz that's just sad.
lexi_8588 0
wow!
byronvance 0
maybe hes make sure u both dont get preg or he just loves it in the ass lol... ewww wait was he joke or are u missing some pills
SuperDude17 0
He could have been trying to be funny?
brookie063 5
hahaha he's gonna have boobs soon!
musicislove107 0
he Must really not want ur children.