Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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LappDance 16
Would that be considered a shit and run?
JellyBalls 18
Your sister?
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Comments (93)
underthesea12 24
Who had to suddenly leave?
crzyknt 9
Shit happens?
MaxFirestorm 6
My sister did something similar with my nephew a while back... Definitely an FYL
mangoqueen 8
That's awful. Two-year olds can be such little beasties. I know because I have one. I would've ran away too, because I would've been completely mortified. But only after I cleaned up the shit.
chosha_fml 27
Send her the bill for sure.
AmorVitae93 6
Wow thats ****** up she gad the child not though I would have made her clean it up
JonDG 12
please learn to speak english
jw90 18
Here's what I'd do. I'd stick it in a little sandwich bag and plan a surprise visit in about a week or so. That should give the shit a good amount of time to gain some real stench power. When you get to your sisters, take the bag of shit and hide it behind something before you leave. Revenge done
chocolatefrog28 29
The quick excuse to leave was just adding insult to injury, I'd ALMOST be tempted to visit and return the favor on her carpet, then run out with a weak excuse. Almost. I admit to nothing.
Dcm210 19
I'm glad I'm an only child.
BeeQueenbee60 4
Send her the bill! It's her responsibility for the mess.