Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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Top comments
LappDance 16
Would that be considered a shit and run?
JellyBalls 18
Your sister?
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Comments (93)
skyeyez9 25
Save it in a bag, then dump it at her house. Preferably on her front porch and set on fire.
JonDG 12
its been done before. eat a hersheys bar and then put the shit in the wrapping. tell the sister you got her a treat. watch her face as she buries her face into it.
jrock9093 18
Just left pathetic sorry op
Michael903 18
She took her "bundle of joy" with her, right?
completerubbish 17
#20, then it would poop on your carpets too...
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Well clearly you need to go to your sister's house and take a shit on her carpet, OP.
katt_is_here 24
Yet another idiot that probably shouldn't have had a child. FYL, OP. I would definitely take a picture, have your carpet professionally cleaned, and then send your stupid sister the bill.
jjmoraes99 13
and that's why I hate children
iwadasn 33
That's no reason to hate the child. She didn't know any better, as I doubt she's potty-trained yet. It's her mother that's to blame for this.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
What douchebag idiot downvoted 62? They were speaking the truth.
JonDG 12
what a bitch
Fernando83 19
I'm hoping she left because you told her to leave and not because she made up an excuse. I wouldn't let her leave until cleaned it out paid to get it cleaned.
Faith13 16
Sounds like someone is about ready for potty training =D No but seriously, take that shit to your sisters house and leave it there for her to clean up.