Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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LappDance 16
Would that be considered a shit and run?
JellyBalls 18
Your sister?
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Comments (93)
NakedPixels 15
Ydi for having white carpet
MissChanel44 7
That just sucks!
nessparty 5
early xmas gift
the_real_dvd 21
I've got two kids. Neither was wearing diapers at 2. Your sister is a lazy worthless parent. Don't let her get away with anything like that again.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Wow, that's a bit harsh. Some kids take longer than others to toilet train; it doesn't mean OP's sister is lazy and worthless as a parent. Although not cleaning up your kids crap is pretty damn rude.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Lord i would lose my mind.id get my sister back for not being sensible enough to at least have more than just a diaper on her toddler that could easily be ripped off.and her ass just left without helping afterwards.....gtfoh.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
20- our dog pees on command, so you could probably teach a dog to poop on command.
sanecatlady 13
I was potty-trained at two and my brother was trained even younger. Mom says that when my brother was a toddler they still only had cloth diapers so it was probably partly because they weren't as comfortable as disposable ones. Or maybe parents were just a lot more consistent and a lot less clueless in those days.
sickerthanyou 13
fight fire with fire!, go eat a burrito from taco bell, invite yourself to her place and release the waterfall.
fantasyworld 39
Leave flaming dog shit on her steps.
Kara_araK 24
Am I the only one here who is concerned that a two year old is still wearing diapers?
katt_is_here 24
Children develop at different rates. 2 years old is not unusual. 3 years old isn't unusual. Much older than that and there may be a disability or delay to be concerned with.