Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
Today, my 17 year-old brother asked me if I used birth control. When I told him I did, he responded, "Isn't that like using an inhalor when you don't have asthma?" FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.
haileyrows 26
Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?
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Comments (88)
jamongrande 14
Oh shit, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
mads_fml 7
Pretty sure constraining/tying balls is a method of castration so...
chuchusheep 19
oh somebody please help our young generation.
psyjoniz 12
plot twist: kid brother meant **** ring.
ajs1987 15
Tell him to wear the condoms backwards, so that all the ribbing is for his benefit, not hers.
captainsmegma 12
This is called a teachable moment. Show the poor kid how to use one properly.
ViviMage 40
He wants to wear the condom like a tea bagger? Then why is it so long??
A_Net_70 7
Hahahhaha omg lmao I would have told him make sure you get all of your sack in the condom to be safe !!
mykeenblade 7
I really hope he hasn't been using them that way...
amandaw9009 15
When I was a kid I thought wearing a condom made it to where the guy couldn't fit inside the woman.