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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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he was jumping on the bandwagon

drummerkid06 4

Ooh, I smell a lawsuit!

3 words: wrongful termination suit.

How did you get shot? :/

yea ik

your boss I an asshole

kamakazixkiller 0

that's definately illegal

sounds like those people really know how to run a company

desilovesandy 0

Harsh...):