davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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dmcpherson88 0
we had a guy in our unit who got shot while reading the bible on his porch, turns out his wife did it to get him out of a deployment.
Marija_Lalove 1
Maybe they were planning to fire you anyway? Perhaps they don't need a human who can't work properly (for example if he got shot). So lame and down execuse they say!! It's not even legal!
bantha121 2
It's just a flesh wound!
zak764 5
Sue for wrongful termination
najamesk1 2
lawsuit for wrongful termination...
calmyourfatself 1
lawyer time!find one a good one! sue the hell out of them
WTSchool 0
It is, however, a valid reason to go to the hospital.
phuckejiu 3
getting shot is so 1994
largsexy 1
What kinda job do you have
4realz226 0
Here's the important factor: u were shot!?