davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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Comments (323)
DrStarryguy 0
Lol I've gotten 5 shots in one day and still went to work.
iBiteRoses 22
Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid.
ChristineAnn58 8
Court?
heartemopants 18
I always feel like these fired fmls are fake. You do realize that you can sue for reasons like that. There stupid.
YeniDewie 0
what????
poprocks1999 6
Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue! Get rich and never work again!
SheTheOtaku 21
"I'm sorry, near-death experiences are not accepted as a valid reason to stay home."
fantasyworld 39
I'm sure that's illegal.
prettygurl89 16
Ahhhh life in the hood
PVXCRunner15 12
How did you get shot, and are you ok now?
HighlandShadows 48
Well, I think we all learned an important lesson today: Don't get shot. FYL, op.