Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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MissMeButLetMeGo 0
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.
imp4ct 15
Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)
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Comments (108)
crazyblackchick 0
Im sure the rat was more afraid than you were, being in your toilet and all.
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Is their a toilet on my rat again? :/
jessikaharris219 0
Just flush it
TheDarkCynder 2
That's like saying I'm going to go catch some wolves and sell them as doggies to families.
kokorowe 3
Did it bite you?;)
causticgirl 6
Pour chlorox in the toilet. Especially at night
diesel1226 0
They make toilets with a trap door, for lack of a better description, at the bottom of the bowl where the pipe starts. It stays closed but hinges open when you flush. May prevent rats from trying to invade your commode. Something to consider next time you're on the crapper and feel rat whiskers tickling you.
HonestTruth 5
I hope to God, that it did not bite your balls.
fthislyfe 22
Oh God no. In my opinion, sharks are less scary than rats.
llamafish 25
I dunno, I think it would be pretty terrifying to find a shark in the toilet.
soccer_lover_714 4
I hate rats. They make me crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a box. I died there. Then the rats came. I hate rats. They make me crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a box. I died there. Then the rays came. I hate rats...