Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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MissMeButLetMeGo 0
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.
imp4ct 15
Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)
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Comments (108)
GracesDelirium 9
This is when you back away slowly. But, if I were you, I'd fish it out and eat it. Rat meat is considered a delicacy in District Twelve.
FiasCudi 0
I love the hunger games
GracesDelirium 9
I'm a bit of a fan myself.
hthelittleone 10
I can't wait for the movie.
MonsterCommenter 4
I signed in just so I could reply to your your comment. The hunger games kick ass. And the movie comes out close to my birthday. So, its gonna be my birthday present. :P
MonsterCommenter 4
I signed in just so I could reply to your your comment. The hunger games kick ass. And the movie comes out close to my birthday. So, its gonna be my birthday present. :P
GracesDelirium 9
Happy slightly early birthday, then. Hope you won't get any toilet rats!
emmanizzer 6
30 Days!!! :)
nsmy96 4
Thx...im never using it again
laurbear12 3
Um you're never using a toilet again?? Good solution
GracesDelirium 9
You cannot live your life in fear. Fear leads to anger, and anger leads to hate, young Padawan.
Mister_Triangle 21
You should read Cracked; they have a whole article about the wonderful world of rats and how they'll take over the world
Enslaved 38
I knew rats could swim but didn't think they could hold their breath for very long to go all the way up a pipe. Now, what about alligators in the sewers? True?
GracesDelirium 9
Quite literally.
maronofhearts 19
Hold their breath for what? The pipe isn't full of water all the time
deedssmack 1
Avenged... Nice
Swiftly 0
Jesus dude that's gross
supimnyancat 9
Thanks, now I'm scared of toilets.
GracesDelirium 9
It's not the toliet's fault that a rat decided to commit suicide...
thiscrazything 1
Who said it was dead?
GracesDelirium 9
It probably drowned.
musicluvr2000 11
Dear friend, there is a cool invention called google
GracesDelirium 9
How would Google help the OP at this point? I suppose he could find nearby exterminators..touché.
musicluvr2000 11
Ummm maybe by looking up rats and seeing if they do live in sewers instead of being surprised.
anthonydude 9
Forget Google, just ask Seri.
GracesDelirium 9
It's too late for the OP. Mercy for his/her soul.
jadis222 2
I can sympathize - I've had that happen, and it's awful. My landlord said it wouldn't be able to get out of the toilet so I should flush it down, but by the time I got off the phone with him it was, in fact, out. And then the exterminators wouldn't come until the next morning!
hthelittleone 10
Eweweewewew.
Sumo69 9
Sounds like you need to stunt double someone smaller penis
Sumo69 9
Sorry driving through the mountains and looking at my phone on the wrong one
yeahasif 6
Wait... WHAT?
GracesDelirium 9
There was a rat in the toilet. And I'm guessing it wasn't an adorable Ratatouille rat.
maronofhearts 19
Maybe they weren't "scare stories" We have these things called warnings to let you know bad things happen. Next time you should believe it.