Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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MissMeButLetMeGo 0
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.
imp4ct 15
Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)
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Comments (108)
crimsonprodigy 15
Take a toilet plunger and plunge away, until it's dead.
emit97 8
I read this post while on the toilet... :/
GracesDelirium 9
I pity you...
crimsonprodigy 15
What a troll, lol.
Akharr01 5
Cool story bro
dcg1375 7
Umm....that's domesticated rats. Although possible, it's highly unlikely that a rat from the toilet is domesticated. More than likely it's carrying some sort of disease.
MickGold 8
Haha, no need for that Ænima now!;)
amberbby69 6
Ew, omg, hopefully you found out by just seeing it and not feeling it on your ass cheeks.
GracesDelirium 9
Lovely mental image from that comment.
Deantastic 0
Neat. Check your bumhole too. Maybe there is some in there. :D
randomkayx3 11
I'd be extremely paranoid every time I used the toilet..
KiddNYC1O 22
You're kind of late. Did you know they're also expert climbers and climb wires and can get on your bed?
xvenom7 0
Im pretty sure this is why they tell you to look over your spelling before posting..^^