Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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YDIdouche 0
AWESOME!
Aldrahil 0
... Nice one, Ace.
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Comments (204)
Meow34 0
It would have been funny if it was real. Don't you guys know this is a fake one? I'm pretty sure because there has been many posts of one exactly like this one. God. I wish you all would stop acting out the old FML already.
onwork 0
be quick and say that you were just joking?
thelonelylurker 0
Freudian slip! Maybe you should think about that, eh?
raged_fml 0
maybe she wants a gay friend.
rhiley 26
ah yes give me a big steaming bowl of stereotypes
dAznMutha 0
maybe shes thinking that you only said that to get away from her and that you could tell she way flirty break her heart much???
scateice 0
hahahahahaha hahaha ha ha... heh
scateice 0
hahahahahaha hahaha ha ha... heh
AmpulexCompressa 0
It's comforting to know I'm not the only one who accidentally combines words into words that don't exist, or just words I don't want to say. And doesn't it suck that trying to explain what happened is always just as awkward as slipping up like that in the first place?
AnneFTW 17
Ahaha awesome! You should've added "As in happy" to the end of the sentence XP
kahaari 0
might it possibly mean your happy?? lmfao