Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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cyttex 13
What a douchebag and shitty friend
HairyPunisher 27
They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.
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Comments (145)
Ayezed 10
Hate when that happens!
leeloo900 9
You know. I joined this site a week ago and skimmed through it. It's a shame that people's "best friends" betray them like that. Op, I'm sorry. Keep your head up is the best advice I give to you. =
cryssycakesx3 23
and unfortunately significant others can be pretty slimy too... I couldn't imagine treating someone that I'm supposed to love and care about - hurting him beyond words. you'd have to be a sick individual or not have real love for that person.
leeloo900 9
I know how it feels. I got left for someone else and he immediately gets a new girl now they're engaged. This all happened in a 6 month span. The man I've been with for 4 years betrayed me in the worst way. Not to steal the Ops spotlight but reading this fml made me feel for him. I hope he can recover.
dawnimus 21
If it happened that quickly and they're already engaged then it probably won't last between them. Plus if they got together by cheating then they'll never truly trust one another. Keep your head up - I too know what it's like to be cheated on, but I got the pleasure of seeing that my guy downgraded, so to speak, and that they didn't last. I'm now with the sweetest guy in the world and getting married next year - it all works out for the best in the end!
loathingloser 14
Op I'm sorry.. That's really bad.. :/
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Glad you kicked them to the curb. Those ******.
dave20012 15
Massive wedgie man hahaha And claim you were teaching how to give those.!!
SaveEdit 14
Fyl OP. You don't need those people in your life.
thorssin 8
that's not balls that's a coward thinking your dumb. Don't give him too much credit.
pj6444 10
He's not your bestfriend
abc_1_2_3 12
Well you just got rid of two people who were a big waste of time, and now you can go out and meet new real friends :)
the_hungry_one 10
First of all who doesn't know how to do push ups