Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
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interesting33 37
That is devastating, I'm so sorry. it sounds like he was looking for a rebound but that is awful that she did that. Can I ask who initiated the breakup?
interesting33 37
I'm excited to learn there's a place called Binghamton
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interesting33 37
That is devastating, I'm so sorry. it sounds like he was looking for a rebound but that is awful that she did that. Can I ask who initiated the breakup?
interesting33 37
I'm excited to learn there's a place called Binghamton
Cali 57
It was once ranked the 5th most depressing city in the USA!
RichardPencil 32
The sexy dance moves are irrelevant. Your ex-bf wanted to bang her the moment he laid eyes on her. If she were fugly, no dance moves would change his mind.
JackFaire 27
What I am hearing is you're cheap and easy
Dannah Lawrence 2
you just sound like an asshole
White Trash 10
Dude tells it like it is and gets shit.
Redgy22 26
if the boyfriend is going to cheat, he is going to cheat. No girl or sexy dance is going to make him do anything he is not willing to already do.
Allie614032 34
I hope she's now your ex-best friend...
TacoTheDank 27
well no shit
anon430 20
Time to show her your "my best friend backstabbed me" moves.
bobsanction 18
That's ridiculous. Unless your best friend is a complete troll she didn't need to work that hard to get into a guys pants.
Rabite 28
Um you know it's not like you just go outside of your house, choose any guy who comes across you for some sexstuff and it works.
withered 30
Just because you are that desperate that you would **** anyone that shows a little bit of interest in you it does not mean every male is like that.
ezrajab 22
Sorry op fyl remember karma is a bitch
Akenatyl 25
And? An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend isn't your property. Once they are your ex you have no say on what they do. Crazy how sexism is hidden in the smallest crevices...
withered 30
Where is the sexism?
Mickey_Dee_Hobo_ 8
How is that sexism? Her friend is shitty. You dont go after your friends ex immediately after their break up, especially if it was a serious relationship. It doesnt matter what a persons gender is, you do that shit and you're garbage
sweetbliss3 37
she's shady as hell. kick her out of your life bc she should be no friend of yours.
L'elleBelle 6
I'm sorry, what? You taught your best girl to teach you your sexy moves within the <= 6 days you broke up with your boyfriend because, quote "she wants to get into your *ex-boyfriend's* pants"? Let that sink in.... She said that? "Ex". In the six or less days that you broke up with him? And you taught her those moves within those days on that premise nevertheless? What is wrong with you? Either with agreeing to that (if that is the case, then you have no claim to blame) or *not* agreeing to that and still sort of 'accidentally' have taught her those moves within six days? Nuh uh. You are portraying dates and years 'gone by' wrongly here for your own self-serving wallowing. They don't make sense. You are putting to shame people who can have no blame in this whatsoever. You said it yourself already, you taught your best girl the moves within the *two years* and then make it sound like she used all your moves within the week that you broke up. Damn, woman. She learned it from you. So, it wasn't the moves that made you break up. Give a better reason. Addendum: if you think your boyfriend of two years broke up with you because your best girlfriend learned your moves better than you can and your boyfriend fell for it by... I must say, vague suppositions only coming from your side.... then maybe either you have no business in trusting him or he does not in you. Which is it?