Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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cyttex 13
What a douchebag and shitty friend
HairyPunisher 27
They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.
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Comments (145)
Witchylady 18
I hope you kicked them both out the door. So sorry to hear your girlfriend is a cheating ***** and your best friend is a moron. You deserve much better than those two out together. Good luck.
brookenicolee29 27
I think you should also refer to him as your ex-best friend.
njgohard 16
To be fair, the guy could have demonstrated a proper pushup better were he not on top of her.
DemiPewdsLover 12
If I were you, I would just call him my ex and I wouldn't talk to my (NOT) best friend. (After you screamed at them of course..)
jmann8811 15
She is obsessed with pewdiepie and his girlfriend. That's so weird lol!
MartinDJ 26
Just give them both a backhand And ofc end it up with a drop kick to the nuts for your supposedly "best" friend
CurlyQute 17
Asshole
kemando 22
I always wonder what I would do if that ever happened to me... I'm sure there'd be some face-punching involved.
mike7800 8
I think I'd become the definition of insane
pooldude 24
dump them both! they are just shitty people! BTW, i am sorry for you OP!
worldclassrager 41
Push ups? Really? That's a horrible excuse...
_spacekid 11
That's so disrespectful ... Why didn't she just break up with you, instead of cheating on on you? If she was unhappy, she should've just ended the relationship. Cheating just makes things worst, sorry OP.
LowExpectations 30
Some people get off on cheating on people unfortunately.
little_one 20
Some people want it all but still want to stay with their significant other. It's called being a selfish douche.