Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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cyttex 13
What a douchebag and shitty friend
HairyPunisher 27
They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.
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Comments (145)
ninjacow123 6
Now is the time to break their kneecaps, better not delete my comment again fml admins, break dem kneecaps
patd77 12
Sorry man that sucks
PHANX0M 8
Punch that DucheBag of a friend in the face and take that filthy ****'s phone and throw it out the GodDamn window or something!!! Good Luck man... Sorry 'bout what happened.
PRGuyy 5
This gives me trust issues with my gf and best friend now... You have my feels.
Bronzell 1
i know how you feel. a good friend of mine who i trusted helped me out with my break up with my first love. he said he'd never cross that line. a few weeks later he grows feelings for her. and they are now dating. worst is that me and her were trying to be friends well. cant kuz hes an asshole. but hey man. those are people that you know who they really are. and better yourself because of it.
kost4060 14
Hey bros before hoes
Ibroughtuamento 10
That is prob the worst excuse I have ever heard. I hope that you aren't friends with that moron anymore
maylie25 18
What idiots smh you deserve better anyways OP....
jdwmoore22 2
Wait. Was she your ex previously or just now?
The_Burrito_Guy 6
How is he still your best friend?