Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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NandaPanda 22
Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.
titandesu 14
wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention
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Comments (223)
mommy1213 7
113- yes pregnancy tests do Work at 3 weeks, when I was pregnant i found out at 3 weeks. You can find out at least 8 Days before your missed period. If you are on a normal monthly cycle that means a test can work at 3 weeks
foreverhappy98 10
Woah, it seems like she rreeaallyy likes you...
moondoggie 20
yeah.... she's a keeper.
MortenM 17
She's crazy for him
skjustice 2
Reedle
lauryn111502 5
Wow, how rude.. of that friend for telling you!
Dallyni 22
Just a little reminder you can still have some spotting when pregnant and early on it can seem like a period... But fyl op! Crazy chicks ruin it for the normal girls!
brandoneyez1 25
Very true. Implant bleeding.
starcaller17 16
Don't worry OP, easy paternity test
jennibean8 2
It was good of her friend to tell you the truth. Your ex? Not cool.
Smo0chin 14
What a horrible person... these sorts need to be culled.
allisadawn91 8
Three weeks is way to early. I found out I was pregnant the day before my missed period and I was 5weeks pregnant.
xoteeshaox 22
if you see above comments, they say that pregnancy tests can show as early as 8 days. (i know true blue in australia is advertising for 2 weeks pregnant)
troian_fml 6
Even her friend needed to tell you the truth...