Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Top comments
StargazeKitsune 18
Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)
Matheo_fml 21
You are better off without a douchebag like that!
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Comments (70)
Brendyboi 5
Interesting name
reaxion 25
his asshattery goes all the way to 11 it seems. At least you know that now and can try to find someone who actually cares about you OP.
ravibhangoo 3
Getting reject at first is better then spending months with someone who you thought they loved you back and you being nice and loving and caring gave them all you had.... Ex destroyed my life
Pinto_2015 9
Better to find someone that is excited and interested in exploring and finding out who you are. People like that are pretty shallow.
kishmobile444 16
woooowwww! well, prove him wrong! don't bother letting hom see that he's wrong. just go out and have fun! try something new once a month for 6 months ... see what ya think! ? forget people like that. there isn't enough time in life to sit around trying to be someone else for someone like that!
caliguy08 17
That response was hot on the outside and icicle in the middle
bassfisher100 23
thats so cold and wrong of him
marthamydear23 9
and he's the man of your dreams? aim higher
Charity Taylor 17
Hopefully you realized in that moment he's not the man of anyone's dreams. That's just being a full on dick.