Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
Wow, she almost was trying to be a bitch on that one.
D29 0
She planned that.
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Comments (25)
untalented1 0
she did you a favour... she gave you a chance to save face by breaking up with her before she could break up with you. i can't believe you didn't take it!
reyemrein 0
/ This. I'm guessing.
2010_18 0
she probably just said that so she wouldn't have to talk to whoever it was.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Then why not just say she's in the middle of "something" and not specify what it is she's in the middle of?
kykeon22 0
she found out a very drastic way for breaking up XD
happychick_09 0
I agree
Frankinatore98 0
U know what they say about first breakups...
banemask 14
Atleast she was nice on your final date
Bebbo_fml 21
Op this is when you leave her with the bill.
paolino_fml 18
Oyyyyyy
ScenePanda45 13
Damn op...I feel for you man, that would have had to suck..:/ FYL
blakid 10
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