Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway between our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking, eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML
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ArmedcrackerR6 8
There's your sign.
muchagente 5
keep on biking! the nearer you get to spain the better the weather will become. now i'm in a romantic mood for the rest of the day. sigh.
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Comments (116)
xcrunnergrl 0
Ouch, sorry /: at least you will have gotten exercise in for the day!
Gourmet_Taco 0
Rain rain go to Spain! Come again another day!
marinus_fml 20
Because getting exercise for the day is the most of her worries at the moment...
Dr_Jalepenos 0
In for the day?! More like for the week.
flockz 20
ya his biggest worry is how he's gonna dodge all the raindrops so he doesnt get wet.
slitherbomb 0
If he still rides his bike to your house, HETOOYOUNGFORYOU.
L3Paparazzo 7
rain check !
christianmary182 0
One of the only cases where you will find the guy work so hard to impress a girl and the girl be the one not caring enough to let the boy know she's not in town. Of course, you could have at least called the house or something first...
christianmary182 0
Or asked her days in advance if she had any plans. Idk, that is just crappy.
theaws0m3guy 4
I wish we had some rain in Texas...
man_in_black08 28
whasup.. Whereabouts in canada? :)
J1hill33 12
He should just be happy he didn't catch her with another guy
Futacy 30
Just face it, it's over.
OffTJHook3r 2
Buy a car
Friaza 29
The OP probably isn't female.
FMLreactor 0
Of course she didn't tell you, the calling rates are ridiculous!
SadinSherman 16
She could have told before she left
willou35_fml 13
^_^
ArmedcrackerR6 8
There's your sign.
SirObvious 1
The ride back is always the most fun!:)
muchagente 5
keep on biking! the nearer you get to spain the better the weather will become. now i'm in a romantic mood for the rest of the day. sigh.
rroxie124 5
Hahahahhh
cheer4ever96 8
Awww... I'm sorry. Try talking to her when she comes back, don't talk to her while she's on vacay.
mango260 9
That's why cell phones were invented! always call and check first and plus shouldn't you had known she was on vacation!? geeez :D
REGGIEstration 4
Is it just me or are you retarded? The FML clearly says he wanted to surprise her and she didn't bother telling him...SMH
xk75 4
It's kinda rude to surprise someone by showing up at their house soaking wet.
xk75 4
The op is a dude. It's rude.
EvilLilCupcake 10
I find it highly romantic and the fact that he Is a guy doesn't change the fact you just don't have any sense of romance do you? So sad...
DalPozzo13 10
House party, that can be your payback
OMNOMN0M 0
party at your girlfriends house! :D
mk58 31
She doesn't love you anymore! Go toilet paper her house! *twitch*
NomOnShroomz 14
By Spain, she means my house.
iNomBaconz 0
Shroomz for Baconz? I see it as in even trade. :D
NomOnShroomz 14
Well, that is a pretty tempting offer... how do I know you can deliver?
SmittyJA24 26
That's not much of a girl-friend. The last time she gave you some was ... when??
dakotasgirl00 2
The FML says nothing about that.
raphanne_fml 33
What a lovely girlfriend!