lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Septy
Malaga, Spain
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
dumpedovergame
United States
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
poor baby
Germany
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Dukinfield, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Have you considered dating someone from the World of Men?
rogerg411 10
Well considering they just revamped the level system he must shower multiple times per day! super clean Boyfriend!
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Comments (12)
Morgan Meyer 4
Why are you with a person who has no personal hygiene standards? If it bothers you and he refuses to let it bother him...don't try and change him...you shouldn't try to change someone's personality to be with them, just choose someone who suits you more :)
dasin 18
unless this boyfriend is max level im not seeing a problem or he is aimed at not leveling....