Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
If anything I'd file a complaint.
angiemarie96 25
Makeup? Or see if you could comb your hair over it?
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Comments (176)
twaumat 28
I think because its actually not as bad as OP is making it out to be.
sonicgreg 12
Having an eyebrow piercing, OP is likely not very intelligent.
pandalover69 26
You should of told them **** no I won't pay! You just ruined my wedding!
cryssycakesx3 23
lol like bridezillas
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
103 - Dearest 103, please direct yourself to the first comment, and then open the replies. You are the same as 45 and 93. Now read the responses to them and get educated. Thank you, have a nice day.
michelleJ11 25
103, the ignorance in that comment in amazing. Do you realize how stereotypical you sound? Do you also believe that all blacks are thugs or that all German's still hate the Jewish?
hellox3howlow 17
If it's that bad and you like the look, then cut yourself front (or on the side of the piercing) bangs/fringes! Or buy a wig with them.
Xatraris 38
For people complaining about price, I'm surprised the black women here didn't chime in. You ever pay for braids or a weave? The upkeep is a pretty penny as well. I don't mind spending the money for my woman to look good. If it turns out amazing then it is worth the price. As for piercings or even tats go, I love them. I don't see how having them should be a problem at all.
Inkedldd 8
That just sounds so incredibly painful. Sorry OP, hope the wedding was nice though.
rich4mysmile 2
how bout not getting stupid pierceings
engineerosaurus 26
Uhh, you would be more than within your right to refuse to pay on this one.