Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
If anything I'd file a complaint.
angiemarie96 25
Makeup? Or see if you could comb your hair over it?
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Comments (176)
naiveprophet 15
You should definitely have taken the piercing out, but I guess that's hindsight bias for you. Hopefully you paid for an expensive photographer as well as an expensive haircut, and you can have them photoshop out the eyebrow gash!
whyuacactus 4
I would be so pissed.
lonely_heart_89 6
I hate to say this, but OP should've considered taking the earring out BEFORE her hair appointment. Considering how close the eyebrows are to the hairline, I can understand how/why the comb got caught. It's not all the hairdresser's fault. I do hope the rest of OP's wedding day went well, though, & congrats on getting married!
catanita 18
They should pay you, or better sue them. Hope the wedding went well.
satanstolemysock 11
Why on earth did you not take it out? I have an eyebrow piercing and I always take it out when I go to the hair dressers to avoid situations like this. You really should have considered that. That being said, I think hairdressers should also note when people have piercings that may get caught and recommend they're taken out or at least work to avoid them.
azelmathenardier 4
Can't help but think YDI a little for not removing their piercings before getting her hair done, getting it caught on combs or scissors is obviously a risk. But some blame lies with the hairdresser too for not asking the OP to take it out before starting.
WardenWolf 26
YDI for getting an eyebrow piercing and leaving it in right before you're due to get married. Seriously, have some class.
False_Stupidity 42
I wouldn't of paid
cryssycakesx3 23
or. you know. have*
kevl888 1
Moral of the story? Don't get your eyebrows pierced
babyseastar 5
Wow you're dumb why did you pay for it I would have been so pissed I would have made them fix my eyebrow with their most expensive makeup and walk out that bitch with my hair fabulous for free. && on your wedding day? Oh hell no. #ICant
mali90 5
I agree, i would show them what a bridezilla really is.