Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
If anything I'd file a complaint.
angiemarie96 25
Makeup? Or see if you could comb your hair over it?
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Comments (176)
acidrayne420 1
This is why I take mine out when I get a haircut. It's not their fault. They're used to doing things a certain way.
MidnightMusic53 37
Ouch. Next time, if it's possible, try to remove the piercing so you won't go through this again. If not, if you feel that the hairdresser is moving too close to the piercing, just remind him/her to be cautious. It's understandable to be a bit paranoid after this incident. Hairdressers tend to get used to doing things certain ways and he probably forgot all about your piercing. Congrats on your wedding! Don't feel too bad, I'm sure you'll still look lovely. Perhaps there's some make-up you could use to hide it at least enough to where it wouldn't be so obvious? If not, just keep it clean, try to get off any blood around the area as best and as gently as you can, even cleaning up the blood can make it a lot less obvious. Have a wonderful wedding!
xxsakuraxx 29
OUCH!!! I wouldn't have paid.
thundergodx 11
You didn't have to pay anything and you could have sued them
mayley 16
I can't believe you still had to pay!!
cryssycakesx3 23
she didn't "have" to
TheDistance567 10
I would have taken the piercing out. You could have avoided the whole mess that way. I hate to say it, but that whole mess was essentially your fault. Yeah, the guy should have been more careful but to be fair he may not have been able to see it depending on where he was standing.
noldier 5
You didn't take it out?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
FYL and YDI. FYL because you still had to pay, even though it was partly your fault for not removing your piercing they also did not ask you to remove it and were not careful. But YDI for leaving it on. I always remove all piercings before a haircut. It's just common sense; I'm not trying to be a dick about it or anything. Always remove all piercings close to the hairline before getting a haircut. Eyebrow piercings, ear piercings, etc... Sorry you had to learn the hard way, though. And on your wedding to boot! Sorry for that OP, I hope makeup or something was enough to hide it. But be more careful next time!
drew12089 2
I wouldn't have paid for shit
naiveprophet 15
I don't pay for shit either! Who'd want to pay for that? I would, however, pay for services rendered. The hair still got cut, didn't it? Just, you know, leave out the tip.
jrock9093 18
Your getting married and have an eyebrow ring I think it was karma telling you to grow up
love_me_electric 20
You're telling someone to grow up, yet you still don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Oh the irony.