Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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IChangedTheRules 0
I'd be so creeped out!
thebaroness1984 0
CARRY MACE.
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Comments (112)
Good_old_Grim 8
You gonna get raped! P.S. Yes, I know I'm gonna burn in hell for making this joke, but I couldn't resist.
ElectricPorn 0
I have to say I agree with #28 completely. Report it to a higher-up ASAP. It is not OK for people to think that kind of behaviour is acceptable.
Dutchie2010 0
Oh my god i'd get the heck out of there. Ewwww
Kizzah 0
This would make a very good **** story.
DDDDDDD_fml 0
O.o. Wow...
whitey_fml 0
WHHHAAATTTT the hell.
nessasrubyreds 0
this is one of the funniest fmylifes i've ever read. sorry, though (if it's true).
berii 0
Report that stuff... I see a sexual harassment lawsuit in his near future...
casanova_fml 0
if you ****** him....why is that my problem?.....hand him sexual harassment lawsuit notice. if you didnt..."nice, and soon you'll be paying my rent" hand him sexual harassment notice. to those who think he was joking. yeah, it would be hilarious...but if it was a joke or the wrong person....he probably would have said something and it wouldnt be on Fmylife.
meganski 0
what. a. beast. get him reported asap!