Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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IChangedTheRules 0
I'd be so creeped out!
thebaroness1984 0
CARRY MACE.
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IChangedTheRules 0
I'd be so creeped out!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Yes us. Me and you together forever I was kicked out for you just for us to be together. Hahaha lol jk jk.
farhad55 1
WTF who hits on pregnant chicks?!
MrCatman1125 2
Why so many dislikes? Most men wouldn't want a newborn that's not theirs, pregnant women usually are with someone, and there not sexually appealing. Don't say personality over looks or some bs like that either, because she's a month long employee, and he wouldn't know her well probably.
EMTchic 14
108- *they're
itsfuntobesexy 0
Did you give him any reason to think there was anything going between the two of you? Even married pregnant women have affairs sometimes...
hellokittywhore 0
I know that's what I was thinking. hummmmph. I wonder....
KingZaneXII 6
That's BEYOND creepy. That's Hannibal Lector creepy.
thebaroness1984 0
CARRY MACE.
Rowdey 10
Sounds like a stripper's name..
ellykhoshkele 0
oh god ur boss needs to see a psychologist or even better a psychiatrist!!!!
justmyluck1212 0
It's possible that he was joking, even though that's not really funny at all
ooooooooooooh 4
You realize that the only difference between the two is the fact that a psychiatrist can prescribe drugs, right?
IAmTheHeavens 0
THANK YOU! Finally someone knows the difference!
domolovesyoshi 33
I know the difference but only because I regularly see them both the one that prescribe my drugs to me and the one who listens to my problems then confides in the other to see what drugs I need.
smm_fml 3
pretty sure that qualifies as harassment. i'd start getting this stuff on record now in case this crazy guy actually tries to make this fictional relationship a reality... also, that's beyond creepy. sounds like this guy is delusional.
allie2590 31
Are you sure you didn't give him any reason to think you two had something going on...?
thelorax 0
it's called sexual harassment starting documenting it now in case you have to sue
KataraTheBender 0
Do that and start trying to find a new job, or maybe talk to his supervisor.
jesusjr 0
I very much doubt the fact he has a wife.
Natalie403 6
Anything is possible when you use your ImAgInAtIoN!!!! xD
yessir_fml 0
You may want to consider a new job.
IndigoKitty 3
oh my... thats really quite worrying. Definately tell someone. Next thing you know he'll be phoning up your husband and claiming the baby is his or something.