Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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IChangedTheRules 0
I'd be so creeped out!
thebaroness1984 0
CARRY MACE.
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Feh 0
Call the cops. Forget HR - they'll probably try to make it your fault somehow.
0 3
Did he confuse you with someone else?
iceroyalty1984 14
I have a master's degree in counseling psychology and work as a therapist, and although this story is very short and I may be making assumptions, you need to do more than file a sexual harrassment suit in this case. Everyone else's comments are helpful in saying that this is harrassment, or that you should carry pepper spray, or get a new job... but honestly this type of behavior is VERY dangerous and can escalate quickly. He could be delusional and truly believe you are in a relationship with him. He could also have narcissistic personality disorder and interpret any conversation you have with him as a come on. And also, since he told his wife about the situation and she kicked him out, he will now perceive this as YOUR fault and could become violent if his expectations for a relationship with you are not realized. Please be careful and get help. Take notes and report his behavior to HR and to the police and watch your back!
DanielleCannibal 0
LMFAO XD maybe he was just hittin on ya a little. ROFL
twotwelve 0
your boss is delusional. but congrats on the baby! enjoy your maternity leave..far far away from that man. when you get back? THEN find a new job. because i looked it up (i wanna be a career woman AND give birth to a few kids) and i learned that if you get a new job, if you get pregnant within a certain number of months within working there, they don't HAVE to give you maternity leave, so if you take time off from work to have a baby, you'll get fired. so have your baby (i hope the little guy, girl, or multiples is/are healthy) and go back to work just long enough to put in your 2 weeks notice and go elsewhere.
twotwelve 0
actually, you may not have been working there long enough for maternity leave in most places. maybe you can use his creepy crush on you to your benefit? make sure you can get maternity leave if you don't qualify for the minimum time requirement. and THEN take your leave, come back, put in your 2 weeks notice and go elsewhere
chouxpastryheart 0
there's a movie you should see: "obsessed" starring beyonce. same plot as your life
kallielou 10
69: I love that movie :P As soon as I read this FML, I thought about it. But...I don't think OP should get any ideas from that movie... :P
dontyouknow 0
#69 lol i was just thinking. reminds me of a movie. but you beat me to it
resawins 0
ick. that's gross and creepy. sorry that happened to you!
heatherjay 0
is it his baby?