Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 26
At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.
CapnChris 7
I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?
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Comments (88)
AntiPrude 26
Why the hell doesn she go on the pill. This is why the pill should.be mandatory from age 14-25.
perdix 31
#30, she needs condoms, too, because the pill doesn't prevent STDs, which are probably just as much a danger for the slutty sister.
ctlnaaia71 8
It's not only pregnancy what could result from unprotected sex, but even worse things, like STD'S.
skyeyez9 25
Mind you, Condoms reduse the risk, not prevents disease 100% And std's like chlamydia and gonnoreah are becoming resistant to antibiotics. It isn't as easy as "go out and get some. There are risks with unknowingly having sex with a diseased partner." Not all infected people show symptoms. Or maybe OP feel he shouldnt have sex with someone unless he cares deeply for her.
AntiPrude 26
Life is not 100% safe and you cant bubble wrap the whole world, and if you dont actually go out and live then you might as well kill yourself because you'll drift through life like a turd.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
You sir, win the douchebag of the day award. Treat yourself to yet ANOTHER session of flexing your roid bulges in front of the mirror while telling yourself how much of "the man" you are. Scumbag.
BriCx 8
The pill has a lot of potential side effects. I used to be on the pill years ago and had to quit because it did more harm than good. And by the way, I am 24 and just had a baby so to say I should be on the pill until I'm 25 is like saying my baby shouldn't exist. So take it from a new mommy, **** you asshole.
skyeyez9 25
I dont bubble wrap life...nor do I have sex with random guys either.
skyeyez9 25
You are equating "living life" with having lots of sex with different people. Those are the words from an immature boy. Ridicule others cause they dont have the same blah blah have sex as much as possible with random people before I die. I equate living life by traveling around the world. And that is how me and my family live. To each their own.
AntiPrude 26
@71 Excuse me whilst I stifle my laughter and a few woody chuckles.
ctlnaaia71 8
Better to be a clean virgin than a dirty ****!
AntiPrude 26
Yeah, because branding sexually active girls as '*****' and '******' makes you such a great shining beacon of righteousness, doesnt it.
jamiekaylan 9
OP I'm 21 and turning 22 in January and I'm still a virgin :) im proud of it and u should be too. we get more respect than others because we hold ourselves to higher standards:) youre sis should follow your example for sure!
bikergirl93 18
well thats abit harsh, you should be proud u havent had sex, u should wait for the right person
KayleeFrye 39
Nothing wrong with being a virgin! I lost my virginity 4 days before I turned 21. I don't know why our society seems to think there's something "wrong" with you if you're not getting any. Sex is great, and if people want it, they should have it. But why is it such a stigma to be a virgin? Or to go through a REALLY long dry spell?
Angelic_Author 16
Because society can't mind it's own ******* business.
BriCx 8
Well put, 54. Lol.
frod0 10
Aw nothing wrong with not having sex :) just meet the right person and use protection!
drummerp64 16
Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with having casual sex or changing partners, but I think you should be really careful about using protection and being sure not to catch diseases or anything. I don't think there's anything wrong with either person here. It's okay to be a virgin and it's okay to go a long time without sex, but it's also okay to sleep around some so long as you're really safe with it (although, depending on how young the sister is, my opinion on it may change). Wait, except it said unprotected sex. Yeah, that's the bit I'd be upset about if I were the mother. If you're going to have sex, be responsible with it.
BriCx 8
Hopefully you're waiting for the right person. :)
tigrouficele2012 44
How old is your sister?
kimmy7770 10
I'm almost 25 and still a virgin. Just never met anyone who actually likes me back. Maybe I need to get out of this town haha.