Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
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Top comments
TourettesGuyFTW 26
At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.
CapnChris 7
I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?
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Comments (88)
Wowxoxo 17
Take your time and find someone special :)
littlexlune 16
She probably didn't mean it in a bad way. She's just frustrated with your sister. I think it's cool that you're still a virgin! People lose it so early nowadays.
AntiPrude 26
Oh yeah, its so 'hip' and 'rad'! Its 'the sick'
bigNaKeD 9
42 Anti Prude.... Are you also anti a good hair cut? A walking talking stereotype douche. He's roid raging against people who don't want to sleep everyone they meet. I'm sure you're pro date rape.
naznafeathers 22
Absolutely, 18. His mother seems to just be making an example for her daughter, and proud that he didn't turn out to be a man-***** or a player. In fact OP, for a guy to be a virgin at 22 is... sweet, for lack of a better word. I don't personally know how it feels to be someone's first, but I bet it feels amazing and you will make some lucky woman very happy one day.
AntiPrude 26
@84 Yeah! And there'll be rainbows and chocolate rivers and children with gumdrop smiles, 'nd shit..
xMew 7
Please dont tell me your sister is like 12
patrickalamo 48
Time to step up your game. In fact read the book The Game.
tj4234 36
Damn, thanks to you I just lost the game :(
BriCx 8
No...just no.
sfrele 3
instead of being jealous go out there and get some
raininginseattle 9
Stop beating yourself up. Women can have sex anytime they want to. Men can have sex anytime... she wants to.
perdix 31
Well, get out there and get some. Yeah, it can be hard ;), but you've got to handle the rejection, because the pay-off is just that good. The easy solution is alcohol: it makes you braver and girls prettier, and it makes everyone's judgment worse. The shame of an IFAP award is less intense than the shame of involuntary celibacy.
Kataclysm97 32
There's nothing wrong with you for being a virgin. It'll happen. :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your mother is going about it the wrong way. She should teach her daughter about the risks of having unprotected sex rather than hoping for abstinence. Clearly that boat has sailed a while ago with your sister. And don't worry about being a virgin OP, there is no rule behind that.
Angelic_Author 16
Dude, you have an Australian accent. Word of advice? Vacation in America. Go to bars. Problem solved.